Braggadocio 4.0
Charles Linden I wanna flex a bit—that’s why I do the bragadoshis U can be the guest, and I’m ur trusty host If there’s one thing u learn from my rhymes, u should know this I’m that Super-cali-fragilistic-extra-hella-dope-kid Let me start off with a mighty introduction My name is Charlie, and welcome to my function I’ll have u addicted to my flow like seduction I know I’m too good, this ain’t no system malfunction I walk around on J’s, u’d think I take flight Take a look around, I’m the freshest dude in sight And u can disagree with me, u have every right Just know I’ll be chillin’ with ur girl later tonight I wear two chains, but I’m not from the A.T.L. I give my girl that Gucci, Prada, Louis and Chanel Try to battle me—u know I’m bringing hell This is just the start, singing “Hello” like Adele Everyone knows I’m an up-and-coming star Soon, I’ll be driving foreign cars and smoking big cigars They’ll know me as the rapper who can shred on guitar My bars are fire, and all of urs are sub-par I’ve been rapping straight heat since I came out the womb So at 16 u know I’m the dopest in the room I’m a legend in bloom, and all these rappers are doomed And ur probably wondering why I smell like ur girl’s perfume Ur probably thinking, “He’s too good, he needs to be stopped” But u can’t, because soon u’ll see me on top Riding around ur block, hear me loud like a cop I’m dunking it down and my boys are throwing me lobs I ain’t got no ghost writers, this is all from the dome Only spit facts u can call me Google Chrome I’m Jewish, so no matter what, I’m saying shalom That means goodbye, peace, and of course, hello Because I can leave and come back in the nick of time To murder these bars, yeah, it must be a crime I might not be attractive, but my girl is always fine I found her in my pocket because she is a dime This is my flow, I’m not even in my prime Me and rap go together like lemon and lime Now I think I need to go, time to say goodbye ‘Cause I already know I did better than whoever does Bragadoshia five |